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When a woman says:

 

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean up,

Your stuff is lying on the floor and

you'll have no clothes to wear if we

don't do laundry right now!"

 

What the man hears:

 

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.

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yellaf.gifyellaf.gif Totally, bro. Not to mention the fact that she morphs into your mother at that point, which is SOOOO unappealing. hellno3d.gif

 

Better approach: She should walk out naked/in lingerie with the vacuum and start cleaning. That'd get my attention. Guaranteed that house would be spotless in no time and the smileysex5.gif would commence post haste.

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