Making the World Safe For...Chewing Gum

[Dru]

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/03/15/world/singapore_gum040315

 

So the USA has exerted significant pressure on Singapore to legalize chewing gum. No doubt as a result of lobbying of politicians by Topps and Wrigley etc.

 

Now when Canada, already with legalized gum, tries to decriminalize marijuana you get all upset?

[scott_harpell]

How did I know this was gonna involve Singapore?

[murraysovereign]

Now when Canada, already with legalized gum, tries to decriminalize marijuana you get all upset?

 

They're just not seeing the big picture : smoking pot = the munchies = increased chewing gum sales. Once they realize that connection, they'll be leaning on countries to make marijuana a mandatory part of school lunch programs.

[Dru]

isn't it already?

 

"Say, Mister HAND, how come you're always like that guy on Hawaii 5-0? Huh?"