prognositications

[lummox]

i predict:

1 dick cheney will finally die from a heart attack to make way for rudi guiliani to be the running mate of gw.

2 nothing will come out of the relationship between lance armstrong and sheryl crow except another crappy album of sad songs.

3 and lance armstrong wont win a 6th tour de freedom.

4 bohanon will be banned but will somehow get back to spray some more.

5 the phrase 'gargle butt gravy' will be uttered on mtv within 6 months then it will enter the common lexicon of this great nation before finally becoming passe (like 'keen' and 'neato' and 'cats pajamas').

 

 

got anymore?

[Stonehead]

• Dick Cheney will not run. Bush will have a field of candidates to choose from, but will eventually settle on New York governor, George Pataki. Bush will win but a major scandal will develop in his second term. Party Republicans will call for his ouster to limit fallout to other party candidates. Huge glaring cracks whose beginnings formed incipiently during the Bush administration will begin to be seen in the party platform.
   
  
• The price of gasoline will rise this summer to about $2.40/gallon, which will cause people to reconsider their purchase of a SUV. But it won't be until a terrorist event occurs within the next four years on the Saudi pennisula, that causes the SUV trend to end. SUV's will be replaced by hybrid cars as the hot consumer item. The purchase of these hybrids will be seen as a smart investment. The market will respond by producing 'sexier' models, accelerating the new trend.
   
  
• Bohanon will begin to be known by the diminutive version of his name: Hans.
   
  
• MTV will essentially be neutered by the FCC so that this once groundbreaking music channel will be a shadow of its former self. Independent websites will take the place of MTV in setting youth trends in music, etc.
   
  
• Returning soldiers will be called to quell a domestic disturbance. Polarization will continue.