A Canadian...

[Lars]

Thinks an income tax refund is a gift from the government.

 

On seeing a light at the end of a tunnel, assumes it is a train.

 

When given a compliment, always looks behind to see for whom it is intended.

 

Knows the difference between the Northern Lights and a Northern Lite.

 

Doesn't know anyone who owns a flag.

 

Finds Kentucky Fried Chicken "a bit too spicy".

 

Will drive to an unemployment protest meeting in his Toyota.

 

Will travel across the border to buy cigarettes and return home for subsidized cancer therapy.

 

Believes the Free Trade Agreement is an agreement about free trade.

 

Considers turning up the thermostat an integral part of foreplay.

 

Says "no thanks" to a telemarketing tape.

 

Goes to hot-tub parties where people wear bathing suits.

 

Finds himself thinking about sending off to "Hinterland: Who's Who" for further information on the loon.

 

Carries travelers checks in a money belt.

 

Heartily proclaims, "Sure it's 38 below, but it's a dry cold."

 

When he musters enough courage to buy a Rolex watch, wears it hidden under a long-sleeve shirt and an Eaton's suit.

[Dru]

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