arlen Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest. boring at first but exciting second act Quote
glacier Posted December 15, 2003 Posted December 15, 2003 Marymotherofgawd that's funny. Currently in pain from laughter suppression while in the cube farm. "That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car…" Quote
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