arlen Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, “Banzai!” or maybe, “Die you gravy-sucking, heathen scum!” as the leap was spectacular and he flew over the windshield and impacted me squarely in the chest. boring at first but exciting second act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 That is a hilarious story! Scottish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Marymotherofgawd that's funny. Currently in pain from laughter suppression while in the cube farm. "That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car…" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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