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Earlier this month, an 80-year-old man named Lester Campbell was mugged

while riding the elevator to his Bronx apartment. The struggle went down

like a bad transaction, with Mr. Campbell buying a bruised cheek and a

bloodshot eye for the low, low price of $262 in cashed out Social

Security. The thief might've made off with more, however, were it not for

the fact Mr. Campbell was packing. Thrown to the ground, he fired a shot

that bounced off the ceiling and sent the thief running like the coward

his mother gave birth to.