Joke(s) for Off White

[Scott_J]

CRISCO

 

There was a gal wandering around the supermarket calling out, Crisco,

"Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!"

 

Soon a store clerk approached. "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D."

 

The lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am

calling my husband."

 

Your husband's name is Crisco?"

 

The woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out

in public."

 

"Well, what do you call him when you are at home?"

 

"Lard ass."