New Video Game

[Scott_J]

EA Games Announces New Video Game: Pimp Tycoon

 

EA Games announced today their new strategy business game, Pimp Tycoon. A simulation game that lets you be a Street Smart Pimp, a High Priced Madam, or a Man-Whore manager.

 

Features Include

 

Hire and Fire

You set the rules; you hire the female and male prostitutes. Build your own head quarters, and furnish it. Choose from a classy whore ranch in the dessert, a crack house in the ghetto, or choose to run your business behind the dumpsters outside Wal-Mart.

Management

Do every thing from setting the price of the sexual acts, to paying for Herpes cream. Make sure you take care of your bitches. Pay for health care, make them use protection, have them sell drugs for you, slap them when they get out of line... (Cut them if they are way out of line.) Pay for plastic surgery, plus many more options to customize your sluts.

Competition

Your not the only game in town... drive your competition out of town by the tactic you choose. Anything goes, drive them out business-wise, sell them all your diseased hookers. You can also use brute force and have one of your Kung Fu Ninja Hos take the competition out, but remember there is always retaliation.

Decoration

You have gots to have the look, what's a pimp with out the platinum grill? Customize your attire, and have your cane gold plated. Purchase a vehicle to haul your hos around in, choices include from the retro: Coupe De Ville's and Monte Carlos to the modern Escalades and Navigators.

Deal with the Man

Deal with law enforcement; make them your friend or your foe. You can also dabble in a little organized crime, doing business with the Italian, Mexican or Russian mafias.

This game gives you complete control over the Pimping process, from dressing your self to making sure you bitches brush their teeth. You are in full control! EA reports Pimp Tycoon should be hitting the shelf right before Christmas.

 

System Requirements:

Pentium III - 500 MHZ

32 Megabytes of RAM

550 Megabytes of Hard Drive Space

16MB 3D Video Card

 

 

[glacierdog]

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