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A man goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."

The priest thinks this over to determine what penance he should give this sinner. Finally, he says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" , asks the parishioner.

"No" replies the priest, "But it'll wipe that grin off your face.

 

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lummox said:

A man goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."

The priest thinks this over to determine what penance he should give this sinner. Finally, he says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" , asks the parishioner.

"No" replies the priest, "But it'll wipe that grin off your face.

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