catbirdseat Posted June 23, 2003 Posted June 23, 2003 A woman gave birth in the hospital by caesarian section. When she woke up in recovery, she immediately asked to see her baby. The doctor entered and told her, "I am sorry to tell you some bad news. Your baby has several birth defects". The mother was shocked, but said, "I can live with that, I'll love him anyway". So she was wheeled into the neonatal ICU by the doctor. There was a baby with whithered legs, "is that my baby, the mother asked?". "No, that's not your baby", said the doctor. The next incubator contained a baby with no legs at all. "is that my baby, the mother asked?", in an alarmed voice. "No, that's not your baby", said the doctor. The next baby was just a torso and the next just a head. The mother by now is freaking out. They come to the last incubator and there is just an eye lying there. The mother says, "oh, just an eye. What could be worse!?" The doctor replied, "Madam, I don't know how to tell you this, but the eye is BLIND". Quote
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