More bathroom humor?

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I normally wouldn't post this kinda crap, but what the hell, it's Tuesday and I'm half lit....besides, this shit hit's home

 

 

Type of men you might meet in the men's room

 

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts.

 

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.

 

CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

 

TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.

 

INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.

 

CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.

 

WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.

 

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

 

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.

 

CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

 

SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed.

 

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

 

DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

 

TOUGH: Bangs his dick on side of urinal to dry it.

 

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.

 

FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.

 

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

 

DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

 

DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

 

CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.