Hey Neighbors!

[JGowans]

This is a song me and my buddy made whilst drunk on the porch one Saturday morning a couple of years ago. Just came across it on my computer.

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At the end of the street in the big gray house

Lived three young good looking lads

One was a Scot, the other a Yank

The last one he was a Swede

 

Across from the garden

Lived two old gay artists

But we never knew that from the start

And then at their window

One of them was bent over

And we knew he wasn’t taking a fart

 

Chorus

Hey Neighbors!

What are you doing?

‘Cos we’re hanging out

And we’re wondering if you’re free

Hey Neighbors!

What are you doing?

We’ve got your gin and some beers

But don’t think we’re queers

 

We’ve got this Asian postman

And we think his name is Chin

But we have a big problem with him

He ain’t never late

And he brings all our bills

But the porno never drops in

 

Since we were really young boys

We’ve loved these publications

Hustler, Playboy, Penthouse are their names

We don’t know about Chin

But we think he’s got a thing

For shaking his ding a ling

 

Chorus

 

We share our house with squirrels

And we get along quite well

But they can be a pain in the ass

They eat up our garbage

And always leave a mess

But they never ever confess

 

We hear them in the trees

And they make a lot of noise

They and their fellow raccoons

We don’t know what they do

But we think we’ve got a clue

Because of the dripping goo

 

Chorus

 

We have been known to party

About six times a week

When everyone else is asleep

They see us running in

They see us running out

But they mostly see us stagger in the street

 

When we open up the backyard

And fire up the grill

Our friends start rolling in

Some bring a leg

Others a breast

But we provide the meat

 

Chorus

Spread your legs and say cheers

Cos you know we ain’t queers

 

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[iain]

what I don't understand is how you get to start drinking at 1400 in the afternoon.

[JGowans]

Simple really. I'm "on the bench" (between projects) and have bugger all to do just now. Make mine a Guinness!