lummox Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 "The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news first. "Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs.' "'And the bad news?' they ask. "Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm.'" Quote
lummox Posted April 4, 2003 Author Posted April 4, 2003 How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Aw, come now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "What happened to my boat and trailer?" Quote
Figger_Eight Posted April 4, 2003 Posted April 4, 2003 Penguin in Arizona. Car breaks down. "No...it's just ice cream." Quote
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