RobBob Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 This just in: cc.com has received a barrage of recent reports about the irratic, strange, and sometimes just plain irresponsible behavior of the man that we’ve come to know as Iain. Our cameras caught up with Iain recently one evening at his private hunting camp: Next day, our telephoto lens captured the young man’s gleeful pride at yet another success in his newest sport. In the words of GregW, his munitions consultant, “Iain is a natural. He has an inner bloodlust that comes through again and again in the field.” We also found that the man who people know as “Mr. Telemark” has been carving different turns as of late "That young lager lout blew by me and my grandson on the slopes, and knocked us both down...he's just downright un-American!" groused Clara Thompson of Portland, OR. It appears Iain stays stoked on a diet rich in and Red Bull, as part of a secret training regimen that is turning this formerly quiet guy into a mountain madman Rumor has it that he has a certain volcano, and a certain speedclimbing record in his sites for this coming summer. We will keep you posted as news of Iain’s travails stream in to us… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 RobBob said: OMG how did you get that classified image of my patented dustpan flute. I only gave a single sample out to Zamfir to beta test. I'm gonna unleash the lawyers to kick some legal granny ass. I'm ruined! BTW damn you must be bored. PPS I never telemark. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 PPPS bowhunting buffalo sounds pretty hardcore. must be like a bullfight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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