allthumbs Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in a sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that"? she asks. "Easy", he exclaimed, "I just farted". "Can I try it", she asks? "Sure", he says ", anybody can do it". So she strains, and concentrates, grunts and, Suddenly, there is a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out. The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree; He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is and finds her out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle. He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I thought - dual exhaust." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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