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[North_by_Northwest]

One dog. It is small, poorly trained and fairly ugly, but has an extremely loud bark. It is capable of walking on its hind legs for long distances and crapping all over the place.

It's slightly less attractive than this dog:

[Robot collar not included with dog.]

 

You will not regret owning this little beast. He has much to offer: he still has his balls and at least a decade of life left.

 

(Choosing to accept the above mentioned canine binds the new owner to an agreement to never tell the previous owners, NXNWs roommates, about the location of their dog. The dog may not be brought to the animal shelter and all transactions regarding said dog will be in private and arranged by NXNW.)

[glacierdog]

Shoot, you had me sold on him until I noticed the subnote about the robot collar. No collar, no dog.

[icegirl]

My dog could use a pet... send pictures via email

[North_by_Northwest]

(Choosing to accept the above mentioned canine binds the new owner to an agreement to never tell the previous owners, NXNWs roommates, about the location of their dog. The dog may not be brought to the animal shelter and all transactions regarding said dog will be in private and arranged by NXNW.)

 

Hope you read this part well.

 

I don't have any pictures to send right now, but I'll work on it. He would make a great plaything for a Boxer, your dog could toss it in the air, gnaw on it's ears and bat it around all day. When your dog isn't playing with the little nipper he could bark loudly at nothing, roll around on your bed and deficate on your climbing gear. He's good at these things and has a year of practice under his belt already. All in all, a fine specimen of the TerriPoo breed.