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  1. (QUOTE) So this happened back in Jan. but I thought I'd share this with you. Me and my girl live right on the outskirts of Tampa, Florida. We are in a small town and its only like a 10 minute drive to the city. So we frequently go there for "Ybor" a huge ass party city.... Bars, Clubs, Stripclubs, Hookers, Dealers on many corners etc. So it is pretty good shit. She dont blaze but she dont mind if I do. So I blaze up in my big lifted truck, park and we walk in the club with a couple of my boys. We are there for about three hours until we are like drunk and high as hell. Its a huge club and they dont do the X on your hand thing, so my boys buy us alcohol and we drink, I'm 18 shes 19.

     

    So anyways we are drunk and high, you know living it up, my homies popping beans and is getting his shit on. We all go to leave and I see someone like rummaging around in the back of my fucking truck. Now I don't fuck around with that kind of shit, I have been doing MMA for abuot 6 years now and I obviously know how to fight, and I don't deal with people doing bullshit like fucking around with my belongings. So I slowly snuck up on them and grabbed them by the back of their hair, only to realize its like covered in fucking OIL. I let that nasty fucker go and some white crackhead bum turns around to see me. No fucking teeth, one eye, a fucking up face with scars, a hole in his jaw and shit. A FUCKED up looking fucker.

     

    My boys are sitting there grossed the fuck out, while I am sitting here face to face to this guy, his breath smells like old throw up and crack. I knew he was blitzed because I could see it in his ONE eye. He reached for me, but I hastingly broke his grip off my chest, and threw him out the back of the truck, he landed on the ground only to jump right back up and pull a fucking SWITCHBLADE out on me. I know how to disarm people because my best friend is a Special Ops Marine. Who was also with us, he was on leave before his next tour. But we are all fucked up, he took a stab at me, and caught my arm a little bit, then I took the knife out of his hands and threw him into an armbar, picked the knife up and set it lightly on his throat, I told him not to move or I would slit his throat, and he laughed and begged me to do so. Fucking crazy ass bums, so it ended up me breaking his arm in an armbar, because I am wasted off my ass and then I punched him as hard as I could making the back of his head SMASH the ground and basically laying in a pool of blood. We all fucking freak the fuck out and peeled outta that bitch. We have never talked about it since because we don't know what happened to him...

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  4. Okay this is a serious story and not the least bit funny

     

    Anyway i still live at home with my mom and i was bored one day so i decided to go on the computer and beat off. My mom was in the other room so i thought it was weird so i just headed up to my room with my Ipod touch.

     

    I was watching some crazy good porn in my room with my pants around my ankles beating it like there was no tomorrow standing up and thats when it happened. My mom had opened my door and asked me if i was going out for dinner and i didnt respond for like 2 minutes while she was standing there looking at me then i was just like MOM get the fuck out...then i finished beating it.

     

    It was like i was a deer caught in the headlights...

    anyone else ever been caught cleaning out the old pipes

  5. The old quarry at Skookumchuck Lake is also active and all those old routes are blown up and in someone's yard or bulkhead.

     

    A friend and I tried to get there once but apparantly we took the wrong route and ended up on the other side of the Res.

     

    Oh well, I am tempted to head back there and check out the fresh rock, I bet there are alot of Zeolites going to waste!

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