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Moses!

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  1. Which remindeth the lord..... XIX. The pot shall not calleth the kettle black
  2. God....duh!
  3. ....all On-Sights.
  4. Thou shalt spell correctly. Thou shalt not nit-pick.
  5. Thou Hast Raised the Wrath of the Lord Feeble Ones! Moses! shalst Remind thee: The Trip Report Commandments: I. Thou shalt not beateth thy chest II. The TR database shall not serveth as a personal climbing resume sayeth the lord III. Thou shalt not post cragging trip reports to local areas (exit 38, Index, Vantage, Smith etc...), unless such trip reports focus on the current conditions of a particular route(s) or new routing IV. Thou shalt refrain from excessive reference to grades in a chest beating manner V. Thou shalt not use/over-apply such adjectival run-out grades as R/X until consensus deems necessary VI. Thou shalt not over-hype new routes, nor have others do it for you VII. Thou shalt use the TR database primarily for the CONCISE and SUCCINCT reportage of new routes, seldom visited areas, and/or of current conditions of exiting routes VIII. Grades of new routes are suggestions until such time that consensus is reached."Hard 5.9" is always a safe bet sayeth the lord. IX. "Stoke" shall not be invoked as a means of circumventing the anti-chest beating commandment X. Hiking/Camping TRs may be submitted elsewhere on the web XI. Trip Reports to popular climbing areas/routes (ie The Nose) must be kept to a minimum with the focus being on HIGH QUALITY photography, this is also known as the "hey, look what I'm doing while you're at work -TR" commandment. Personal websites may serveth such devious purposes. XII. Thou shalt not spray on others TRs XIII. The "on-sight" shall be assumed in TRs of new routes when style is discussed unless the FA party states other wise, thus eliminating excessive chest beatery. Non-reportage of falls, redpointing, french-freeing, aiding etc... in TRs, particularly in regards to new routes shall receive the full wrath of the lord. XIV. Bouldering TRs shall not be thusly posted sayeth the lord XV. Thou shalt refrain from excessive condemnation of "the Mountaineers", as many of the multitude could useth some formal training XVI. Thou shalt always err on the side of "non-ego" when creating a TR and when such doubt is raisethed, save it for thy personal web-site XVII. Thou shalt refrain from using such adjectives as "remote" when powered craft are used during the approach XVIII. The Greater community may and shall addeth and subtracteth to the Commandments as necessary
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