I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer da earth,
I had a twiffic pwan, I fought it'd work,
Tried to get the earfrings to kill each other you see,
But it all went wrong and now I must decwee -
You are worthwess Alec Baldwin,
You are worthwess Alec Baldwin,
You failed in evwy way and now my stock in you has fallen,
Your career is stallin' and,
You're worthwess Alec Baldwin,
That's why I bwew your head of and your children are all bawrin'.
Planet Gyron is inhabited with Xypods like me,
But also with Balmaks who are giant bees,
Xypods and the Balmaks are at constant war,
So we wanted a new home and that's what earth was for,
But you are worthwess Alec Baldwin,
You are worthwess Alec Baldwin,
You fucked up my whole pwan and now Gyron is smeared with Balmak powwen,
Your garbage needs some hauwin' and,
You're worthwess Alec Baldwin,
Now I must return home a faiwiure,
I'm afraid the pit of Cryrock is calling.
