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joblo7

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  1. we need some one to head the "agricuture/bovine growing thing"
  2. I'M BIG AND I CAN FIX A DRYER, BUT SHIT! i cant cook!!!! ...... call me???
  3. No , do not CALL me.....I will have no choice but to give it to my secretary. DONT WAIT FOR MY CALL TO GIVE IT TO HER!!!!!
  4. George Clinton will be Secretary of Funk. with bootsy collins on bass!!!!!!!!!! as under sec. Mount Rushmore will be recarved into the faces of Jimi Hendrix, Miles Davis, James Brown, and Hank Williams Sr. amen to that mothamoka!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. sir!! what the fuck are we gonna do with that zion crap!
  6. " we're not the best country in the world but we're right up there in the top ten" on the five note.
  7. George Clinton will be Secretary of Funk. with bootsy collins on bass!!!!!!!!!! as under sec.
  8. we cant send a fagulent message to our nucular enemies!
  9. may i postulate for post of: secretary of secretarial studies ? sir.
  10. mr pres! its seems we only appointed white folks! again!
  11. I MEAN e her!
  12. YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! CALL CINDY!
  13. may i humbly suggest a space probe loaded with the present/ex administration and clonies ,driven by seecocks, to go where no man ever came back from....as ambassadors to the far north.
  14. you're our new ministrelle of fam plan ! maamm! EXPERIENCE!
  15. gap that ass!!!!!!!
  16. yesssss sir!!!!
  17. Fear not. I've asked congress to commit our half trillion dollar military budget towards the purchase of Vespas, ironic looking goggles, bike messenger packs, and retro 60s helmets, for every truck and SUV driving American. All SUVs will be confiscated and remanufactured into really large, visually impactful windmills, painted by hippies to look like huge magic mushrooms and other fanciful themes, to be located primarily on suburban lawns, which will be taken under eminent domain. Our oil troubles will be over in six months. The remainder of the United States military will be used to annex Costa Rica, Fiji, Rio de Janeiro, New Zealand, and other prime vacation spots around the globe. sir, sir.... do not forget jamaica!!! maaan
  18. mr. pres, at the risk of being sackreligious, i would propose a new gentler version of the o'l RED , WHITE and BLUE ! new national anthem : who let the dogs out? woof! woof! (repeat ad naseum)
  19. CINDY66 for family planning?
  20. Trust your intuition . if you dont trust HIM, then you dont. you had all this time....let it sit without doing anything for a while and see what develops. good luck.
  21. he told you what YOU WANTED TO HEAR!!
  22. get a puupy!!!!
  23. ""The US agency also identifies Canada as another future oil superpower. Venezuela's deposits alone could extend the oil age for another 100 years. "" wait! free oil AND free pucks !!! we dont have to invade canada 'cause they already live here!
  24. do women have all their rights in vez ? no? were goin' in !!!
  25. Analysis by the US Department of Energy (DoE) - seen by Newsnight - shows that at $50 a barrel Venezuela - not Saudi Arabia - will have the biggest oil reserves in Opec. mr pres/ when do we launch? that chavez guy is a monstter you know!!
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