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KEEP PORN ON PORN SITES. PLEASE...
Is that like keeping spray in spray?
he said SPRAY and PORN. HAHAHAHAHA!
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did you put it back in the drawer?
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Dude sick suspension system!!
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When I'm bored, I usually knock on the door of some innocent young woman and then devour her when she let's me in.
Try it some time - you'll like it.
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Puhlease. You don't really think that kids in the ghetto that work for McDonald's really have any life aspirations do you? They're just in it for the stuff. That's like arguing that single mom's don't have more babies to increase their welfare payments. Wake up to the realities of the world! They aren't like you and me.
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mmmmmmm ... unborn babies. i love the salty crunch crunch.
anyone know if she needs a plumber?
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woot! nice job Nick.
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The Sno-Tel data from Aneroid Basin and Mt. Howard looks pretty grim.
http://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/snotel/snotel.pl?sitenum=653&state=or
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I booked my trip for July 15th-17th.
What are the coolest dayhikes in Olympic NP? Anything 10-15 miles is good, loops best.
This isn't enough time unless you luck into a perfect weather.
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God hates me.
Yeah, but Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole.
Gee that's really original. Can you quote a host of other trite bumber stickers as well? Maybe "Dog is my Co-Pilot." "My dogma ran over your karma." Oh ho ho ho ho ho .... soooo funnnyyy.
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Do you ladies like candygrams? Perhaps you need a plumber. Call me.
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Shit you guys are just lucky you don't have to deal with the Canuckians mandatory 2 week shark quarantine. What a pain in the ass!
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Gee, what would you all do if they outlawed CC.com. No more chat rooms.
No no you mean no more blogs. Dumb ass. Chat rooms are so 2004.
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How many Mounties does it take to spot an 18 inch highball problem?
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Whatever, you can put all the regulations you want in place, but the bottom line is that there are a lot of people out there that are just plain stupid at managing their money, which is why they have bad credit to begin with. You can show them amortization table up the asshole, but they'll still sign on the bottom line when the monthly payment comes down to something that doesn't make them vomit. Either outlaw specific types of loans or educate the American consumer. Disclosure requirements won't help much.
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For those of you who do not want regulation, you might want to go to http://www.katu.com/ and do some damage control on that poll on the front page. Right now 95% are in favor of requiring "personal locators", whatever that means.
The U.S. Coast Guard requires all ocean going vessals to carry Emergency Locators that are activated by water.
Phil you are full of shit. The Coast Guard requries EPIRB's for commercial vessels but imposes no such requirement on recreational vessels. Now STFU.
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I've heard Shark milk is a delicacy in China if you wanna try some. Just back off the fins man.
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you are going to be dead a lot longer than you are going to be alive.....better hope you are right
Reincarnation, bitch
well, then the longer you live the longer you suffer and you should be striving for enlightenment ... which would explain why you waste so much time on this fucking web site ... because you like suffering.
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Climbing into this freakin shark suit is pretty challenging.
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Now that the search has been officially called off, it's time for all the posers (pun intended) here to go retrace the steps of the lost climbers sans MLU's, PLU's, Avalanche Beacons or any other electronic device.
In other words, put your lives where your mouths are and go find the bodies.
Phillmeup Whitshit -
Bite me. Oh wait. I'll bite you. Now go away.
- LandShark
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Duh, we all know Land Sharks don't exist.
Hey CBS, I gotta a flower delivery for you at your front door. Send your wife. Do you have any oreos?
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Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
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Do hot Canadian women taste good? I'll bet they do.
Any PDXers going to Smith this weekend?
in Climber's Board
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What are we talking like a couple of kgs? Got a tasty housewife or two to throw in with the duffel bag?