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Mr_Phil

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  1. You forgot the coversheet on your report, KKK.

     

    Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

    Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

    Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

     


  2. RED FLAGS

    fever,fatigue, malaise,weight loss/gain, loss of appetite, night pain,change in mental status,numbness/tingling/weakness, change in bowel/bladder,vision,hearing,headaches

     

    Sounds like the day after a sick alpine trip.


  3. State tax on gasoline is currently 35 cents/gallon

     

    I think there is a federal tax too, but Uhh.. I'm too dumb to know it.

     

    And too dumb to google it.

     

    18.4 c/gal

     

    Washington has the second highest state gasoline tax in the nation.


  4. Why do you feel the need to run to his defense over everything...including things like the hot chicks thread?

     

    I will answer you seriously. It’s called being a friend no matter what. Sticking it in your bro’s. Pink is one of my closest friends. I stick it in him, he sticks it in me. That is how friendship works. Are you OK with that answer?

     

    Dude ...

     

    Too much information.


  5. And don't forget to write your name on your helmet.

    And write your blood type on it as well. Seriously, it could be very helpful one day. And tape an emergency "space" blanket to the inside. You may need it someday.

     

    Don't put stuff on the inside of your helmet. The gap between the shell and your head is meant to compress when you smack something. No gap, no protection.

     

    Or you could do it just to piss off Mr_Phil :tup: :tup:

     

    If your going to tape anything up there, make it a maxi-pad.

     

    Sounds like you'll need it.

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