Mr_Phil
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Pet Peeves
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I dislike it when we make obtuse references to old Dennis Weaver movies
Directed by Steven Spielberg
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I like "Quarry" because it's CRUNCHY!
Jingle: "This world's a-changing faster than a teardrop turns to laughter
But some things never change, and they're the things that really matter.
Like weather vanes and country lanes, where crickets chirp at night
And breakfast in the early morning starts your day off right."
[ cut to interior farmhouse kitchen table, breakfast time ]
Farmwife: Out here on the farm, breakfast is our most important meal. That's why we start each day the natural way. With a big brimming bowl.. of Quarry. [ shows product ]
[ family members pour the rocks from the box into their bowls ]
Farmwife: Quarry contains no preservatives, no additives, no artificial flavoring. And it's made without the use of pesticides or inorganic fertilizer. Because Quarry isn't grown; it's mined. It's the only cereal that's pure 100% rocks and pebbles, for a hearty old-fashioned flavor the whole family will enjoy.
[ flash cuts of family "chewing" on the rocks in their bowls ]
Son: Great, Mom!
Farmer: This is really good.
Daughter: Delicious!
Farmwife: And it's good for them. Because every serving is chockful of minerals.
Daughter: I like Quarry 'cause it's crunchy.
Farmwife: What?
Daughter: [ louder ] I said, I like Quarry 'cause it's crunchy!
Farmwife: So, if breakfast is important to you, try Quarry.
Jingle: "Like swimmin' holes and brimmin' bowls
of cereal made from stone.
Announcer: Quarry. Better tasting 'cause it's mined.
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Pet Peeves
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Oh, the irony.
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The Golite Six Month Night kicks the Das Parka's ass.
Too bad they don't make it anymore.
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Men - Women
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I don't care what you have to say.
Blah, blah, blah.
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12 Step is aid.
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i use leashless ladders. lean them against the cliff and it's all good.
Just don't fall off the ladder.
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That's not to say it can't be fun, but let's agree to call a spade a spade - it's pretty much a bastard child of aid-with-ice-tools crossed with sport climbing.
Or Spade Climbing, for short. Like this:
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Gadd was dry tooling, not ice climbing.
Speaking of dry tools ... .
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I think we should find out if she wuz wearin' official NASA government-issued space-diapers
Yer a perv, Dwayner.
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This should be good.
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Game Over!
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VENTURA, CA. (February 5, 2007) – Mugs Stump Award sponsors announce the recipients of the 2007 Mugs Stump Award. Created in 1992 in memory of Mugs Stump, one of North America’s most visionary climbers, the award annually grants $12,000 to small teams pursuing climbing objectives that exemplify light, fast, and clean alpinism.
The 2007 applications (14 in all) included many strong teams with objectives in far-flung corners of the mountaineering world, from Alaska to China to Peru to Pakistan. In the end, five teams with outstanding talent and objectives were granted awards, ranging from $500 to $4,000.
2007 Mugs Stump Award Winners:
• Colin Haley and Jed Brown: Propose a first ascent of the Hidden Pillar (Southwest Pillar) of Ultar Sar (7,388m), located in the Hunsa Valley of Pakistan. The pillar, which rises 3,200m from base to summit, has been attempted three times before, all well short of the summit.
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The Mugs Stump Award is given annually to climbers attempting alpine climbing objectives that exemplify fast, light and clean tactics. The awards are a tribute to the late Mugs Stump, one of North America’s most prolific and visionary climbers, who died in a crevasse fall in Alaska in May 1992.
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That looks more like a traverse than an ascent.
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Haley Machines are aid.
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600' of fat ice as blue as your balls is aid.
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Isn't McDonald's coffee Seattle's Best, which is Starbucks?
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Check out The Holy Mountain Even better than Piz Palu, same director, also starring Riefenstahl. Bellinghammers can find it at Film Is Truth
Luis Trenker was a real mountaineer before he started making movies. There is the Trenker route on the First Sella Tower in the Dolomites.
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Gawd, you're a whinny bitch.
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If only you had an MLU.
Not really. Thanks for sharing.
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It was 0 this morning. I hit a patch of "frost" while commuting on my bike and ended up sliding across the pavement.
Ouch.
Anna Nicole Dead
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Not really. I don't think the world will change with her demise.