I was told this was the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes. I'll leave that for this forum to decide.
One day a blonde was speeding down the highway in her sports car when she was pulled over by a state patrol officer who also happened to be blonde.
state patrol: May I see your driver's license please?
blonde: (digging through her purse) I can't seem to find it...what does it look
like?
state patrol: You know what it looks like...it's sort of rectangular with your
picture on it.
The blonde while looking in her purse for her license comes across a small make-up mirror.
blonde: I found it! Here's my license officer!
state patrol: (looking at the mirror) Oh! You should've told me you were a
cop! You have a nice day and drive safely.
