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Mrs_Alden

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  1. Sure will Nodder! Can I join?
  2. And what's with all these birds and rodents in here? I don't allow pets! You see, I was nude at the time, so there were a variety of charges involved...
  3. My wallet is the one that say BAD MOTHERFU**ER on it!
  4. Nodder on top!
  5. Did you say something? I couldn't hear you. I haven't been on top in a long time...a long, long, time.
  6. This is just fodder for the Otter, for the Otter is the Nodder; It is clear that Dru is not her.
  7. I'M A NODDERATOR!!!!
  8. I'm sure not, Otter!
  9. Poo: How come I won't be a Nodderator...er, Moderator? and...and you don't get one you dirty Nodder!
  10. Keep it down! It's after ten o'clock! And it sure is smoky in here.
  11. Good morning. Anybody seen my dentures and the fresh case of Depends that was delivered yesterday?
  12. Housekeeping! You need towel?? Want me jerk you off?
  13. Ah, yes. And if you google "Nodder beyotch" you get cc.com also! The only match!
  14. What a beyotch! Get outta here, Nodder!
  15. The Nodder sure isn't dead, Nodder. You are showing your Nodditude. What makes you think the Nodder is male? Have you looked down the Nodder's pants lately? So long, Nodder!
  16. ^ My first Snaffle... Sure was Nodder!
  17. What's wrong, did you forget to take your meds? Oh, wait, so did I... Still nodding!
  18. What's all this noise in here? Poo, your buddy Will stole my Colostomy bag. And why is that Indian guru guy bitching at me about people putting meat in his juicer? And I heard someone ask where the "Muff" is! And now there's an Otter in here!
  19. Suddenly, he produced his massive shaft. "My, that's huge!" she exclaimed. "Well..." he blustered, "tomorrow we are embarking upon a July ascent of the Old Mt. Si trail, and you can never be too prepared as I am with this 95 cm ice axe". "Can I touch it?" she asked coyly...
  20. What kittens? And who is the Indian- guru guy with the diaper and the guitar?
  21. I climbed the Tooth way back in 1953. I'd climb it again with you now, but that was back in the old days, cause I'm kinda old. I gotta rub my feet and hands in Epson Salt now. Good luck.
  22. Sure is Nodder!
  23. Don't blame me. I just live here.
  24. What's all the noise in here? Somebody knocked my nice painting off the wall! It's really smoky in here!
  25. You sure can't, Nodder!
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