Doctorb

Take him out to a bar or three, get him wasted, and then drag him down to your local gay district. Feed him shots until he passes out, then shove him between two urinals with his pants around his ankles. Go home.

Another interesting topic: Number of Americans Who Don a Canadian Maple Leaf When Travelling Abroad.

I see my grandfather lighting a cigar... Wild Things wanna-bees, it's all been done before, ten different ways. And the pack looks like it's a copy of a Mountainsmith/Strapco Inc. design.

Who cares? Burn everything until the skies are black and it rains acid. Kill every human being on the planet. Global human extinction is the only way to end human caused climate change.

I stopped caring about politics after Bushco Inc. stole the last election. I'm kind of hoping we get a charismatic psychopath in the White House next year, so we can get started on some truly historic atrocities ASAP. I'm looking forward to slaughtering my neighbors for their food and heating oil.

Ah, what a wonderful world we could have then!

Teach him how to roll a joint.

Hardly considered "greatness" "His Greatness" didn't seem to mind when I plowed her fields.

Everyone: Do the world a favor. Go and kill a lawyer. If we each get one, the world will be a better place. Lawyers=The American Samuri

Maybe we should send Jacko over there to take care of all their children. Half of them are girls, so we'd need to find a famous, twisted girl molester.

Under what conditions would you kill your own child?

Wouldn't rather just drop the kid off at Whacko Jacko's house for an elephant ride and a sleep over?

Would you knowingly kill a child?

Why not cull out the rich fucks who demand the oil, rather than the poor who happen to live on top of it/next to it?

I fucked Chelsea Clinton.

I don't know that the families would respond well to your flag waving, as they bury the children killed with your tax dollars. Good bury the next five generations and take the oil. Not much oil in Afghanistan.

I don't know that the families would respond well to your flag waving, as they bury the children killed with your tax dollars.

Actually you will. It has been all over the media. Three pages in. My bad.

Won't find this on CNN.com

Films that I can think of off of the top of my head, based on HP Lovecraft stories: Reanimator From Beyond

I have to disagree with this part of your otherwise sage observation: Included in the infinite bag of tricks that constitutes aid climbing comes the tipped out cam as a body weight placement. In the aid realm, red would not mean "stop", rather "tread lightly." Sure. You could also beat the trigger handle into a crack and use the cam like a circlehead. Or loop the end over a hangerless bolt, and clip into one of the holes in a cam lobe. My point was to do with the functionality of the cam as active protection. "Red means stop". This implies that about one third of the cam lobe is useless to begin with. I would re-design the the "Range Finder" to have only two red dots on each lobe, one at each infinitesimal end of the logrithmic spiral.

Please, for your own good, drop all talk of "banning". You don't know the danger you're in.

I got a catlog with the new Metolius "Range Finder" cam featured on the back cover. "Red means stop, Yellow mean caution, and Grean means go" So, since you can't use the red part of the cam, why have it there in the first place? But if you cut it off, the consistent shape of the logrithmic spiral forces you to re-apply the Red/Yellow/Green color code on what's left. Get rid of the red, reevaluate, cut off more red, etc, until you're left with nothing. So, essentially, there is no portion of the cam that can be considered "green" permanently, which makes the entire cam worthless as functional pro. "Range Finder" is a dumb idea...

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