EWolfe
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Sweet! I am sharpening my crayons in anticipation!
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Sorry, Dane. It sounded just so amazing - the fall, the crawl.
Didn't mean to step on any toes!
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Oooo! ooo! Choose me!
Third hand sounds safe!
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This from a post on Supertopo by Dane:
"Heard this late last night from an eye whitness.
Couple of guys start up Pineapple Express yesterday. Rope runs out on the first 150' of Grade 3 ice and 50' of steep snow that is interlaced with decent size fir trees.
Leader the yells down for his second to start simul climbing. Second is a good 100' up the first ice pitch when the leader rips both picks out of a M4 mixed pitch just left of this line.
At a similar elevation and steepness from what I could see.
Leader falls the distance shown here..plus all but 20/30' of the first 60m pitch. He doesn't deck only because his rope hangs up on one of the trees above as all his pro rips. After seeing his leader literally go winging past him the second has to climb up just get the slack in the rope as he lowers his injured and non mobile leader to the ground. Then he rigs a rappel on their dbl ropes (one which has been nearly cut in half with only threads connecting it) to get off. Well over a 300' screamer by my calculations. Haven't heard of the injury list yet but they refused help from the two parties on the Mtn yesterday with the leader literally crawling out of the basin and down the 1000m Phantom slide. Some lucky dudes there!"
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My favorite responses to someone saying "Fuck You" is
"You wouldn't enjoy it, I'd just lay there."
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I got me one of them ant farms, them fellas didn't grow shit.
RIP :
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"do you have to use so many cuss words?"
"What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
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I was working at a wine distributor in Issaquah, and I worked a deal with the company mechanic to do some work on a rig I was buying from the company...all very round-about dealings. I said I would buy him lunch, the guy ate 5 big macs,2 cheeseburgers, 3 fries, 2 shakes and 3 apple pies.
A McDumbald's meal cost me $30, the bastard! Said he got free meals by doing the "eat the steak and it's free!" roadhouse challenges.
He looked at my car for a bit, then I asked him how bad it was.
"The fuckin' fucker's fuckin' fucked!"
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FROG JESUS
in Spray
However, if the zombie frog Jebus rose and annointed all the slimy frog brethren.
And then battled aliens for barometer-o-nature dominance!
Ribbet
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here's the litmus test:
If you want to fabricate a trip report - which do you include?
I recently had some ninja's throwing drywall slats off a 70-MPH half-a-mobile-home trying to kill me and everyone in the vehicle.
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Just sayin'
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clown-punchers!
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out foxed again
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Oh, Hai. Check out my totally killer climbers app!
KTHXBAI
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heh.
More like casting for ex-yuppies.
Why are people fascinated by late-life discovery?
Oh, yeah - the baby-boomers are getting old.
P.S. I fit your age range
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It seems it needs to be in the "violent crimes" category for the three strike to be enacted. That explains the early release.
Official update:
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What was really surprising is how fast he got out on his second felony, now he's facing a third.
I always liked Shawn, we met in Bend. it's kind of sad he keeps making bad decisions.
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And This just in:
On Tues Feb 3rd 2009 Shawn Snyder 38 of Mammoth was arrested for violation of parole , grand theft,
possession of stolen property, possession of weed over an ounce, possession of weed for sale and possession of paraphenalia. During the search officers recovered reported stolen property from 2006 & 2009.
Shawn denied any involvement in the thefts.
Shawn is sitting in Mono County jail awaiting arraignment.
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Reptilian Ninja pirate Robots
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Wow. Cascades hardmen get older, too.
Amazing!
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The Nodder?
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NOD that anyone will be missing MRS Alden any time soon (who did it with the smoke machine in the nodderMold)
*uh-huh* *uh-huh*
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The Nodder?
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Whoah, Sobo.
Are you talking like a bad spelling sentence pasted on a cat picture?
You're losing it, Man. I prescribed nothing less than 10% and malty as hell
It's Nice To Be Able To Say Fuck!
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This guy, "Jersey John" who I climbed with in Tuolumne last year, swore like a sailor. On my suggestion, he named one of his routes at Dozier Dome " Tourettes".
It always sounded like he was saying "Feck" - that always made me laugh.