COL._Von_Spanker
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I never disagreed with you...
That's the funny part and why I started talking shit, even when everyone agrees you keep on goin...and going...and going...
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Lambone said:
You know what, I'm not out...I'm more heated now than ever.
Ahhh yes.. My work here is done.
And I don't have anything intelligent to say, but thanks for asking. If you have anything to add that you haven't already said adnaseum feel free to do so. And spare me the leave no trace lecture, but I know some cub scout that would be happy to listen.
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let me know if you need a house sitter...
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Lambone said:
What the hell are you talking about Spanker...
I'm not policing anybodies cheastbeating (what ever the hell that means), I'm calling people out for pounding pins on a route that goes clean easily. If you don't have the right gear or skills to climb a well established clean trade route without pounding pins...STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROUTE UNTIL YOU DO. This isn't my law...it is common knowledge in todays aid-climbing scene. Green Drag-on and Town Crier are two beautiful classic routes that are perfct for people practicing their clean aid skills for bigger things in Squamish and Yosemite, two of the best aid routes in Washington. They are not mountaineering routes, they are on a roadside crag, 30 minutes up from the car. And if gumbies go up there with pins in "assault" mode they are just going to fuck it up for everyone. I'm just thinking about sustainability here, preserving our resources for future generations. If you don't think nailing is a big deal, go climb the Shield Headwall and see if you have the same attitude afterward. Hell, didn't you just get back from the Prow??? How would you feel if people were still nailing that route (which they are! were you?)...
I'm sorry if my rant seems harsh. But this shit bothers me more than anything. Sure everyone deserves the right to learn and practice, but with that right comesthe responsibility of respecting the character of the route. This responsibility is multiplied exponetialy on popular classic routes!
Maybe I'm am being a rock cop...but i'm suprised you arn't. Afterall, I don't even plan on climbing at index after June 15th. It's your crag, do what you wan't with it...I'm out.
I guess it went over your head. I'm calling you a chestbeater and an rock ethics policeman, I never said anything about whether pounding the pins was right or wrong so fuck off.
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That is the funniest thing I've seen on the web in a long time...
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Hey Lambone, I must not have gotten the memo about you being promoted to chestbeating ethics police, can you re-send it?
So now that Crazie Jamie sent Artifice clean I'll be happy to watch you climb it clean...
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minx said:COL._Von_Spanker said:
I have tickets to the christina Aguilera and Justin Timerlake show...
Awwww Yeahhhhhhhh
spray on that for a while suckas
you're that desperate to hang out in t-town? zoinks!
Yes I am.
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I have tickets to the christina Aguilera and Justin Timerlake show...
Awwww Yeahhhhhhhh
spray on that for a while suckas
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E-rock said: Funny I almost added her when I was making the post but noticed that timm@y was praising her just a while back and didn't want to rub his fur the wrong way.
That deserves to be rubbed in his face...
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...the sloop wasn't "too late" when it was brought up...
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It was fixed trust me. And I didn't leave it. And I think we told you...but for some reason you seemed to have forgotten...hmmm I wonder why...
Rock empire cams suck...
E-Rock, another face with a name, nice meeting you too. I knew you were joking, I especially dislike those bands. You forgot cheryl crow and that stupid fucking wanna soak up the sun song..
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E-rock said:
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Counting Crows
Alanis Morriset
Big Head Todd and the Monsters
Blues Traveller
I love punk rock!
Funny, If I ever found or stole CD's those are the ones that I would immediately throw away.
Built To Spill-"Ulitmate alternative Wavers" and "Perfect from now on"
Dj Shadow- Endtroducing
Mike Watt- Contemplating the Engine Room
Shins- "Oh Inverted World"
that's all I can think of for now.
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1. Irish coat of arms. As of a few weeks ago my 3 siblings and I have this. The last to get it was my 39 year old sis.
2. Three filled in circles.
The ultimate (reasonable) statement is on the neck above the collar, or on the hands. This says if you don't want to hire me cause of my tattoos than I would have wanted to work for you fuckers anyway.
I would like a neck tat below the ear and a full sleeve on my left arm.
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sobo said:
Here's mine...
How tall are you, Private?
5'-9", Sir!
5'-9"? Holy dogshit! I didn't know they could stack shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me son?
Sir, no, Sir!
blah blah blah
You're the kinda guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give that man a reach-around! I'll be watchin' you, boy!!
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to
me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a
person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to
give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
The full version is for Tex...
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texplorer said:
Here's one of mine
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
that's a bible quote...
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like (ben)jamin...
Jah mon
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Z-diddy
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Nice plug mattp...
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erik said:
WHAT IS SIMUL SOLOLING??
IS THAT WHEN YOU BOTH SOLO AT THE SAME TIME??
WHOULDNT TH AT BE SOLOING??
NO, it's when you are soloing while you both holding on to the same ice tool. It's a great way for couple to solo together.
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was that after you nailed his mom...