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  1. ...and talk about whiney bitches?? What's up with the personal attacks? All I'm saying is that bouldering is lame. The REAL challenges are in the MOUNTAINS. Heard of those?

     

    For example, I don't know if you know this, but those puffy jackets you wear, with "The North Face" on em, well the "North Face" is part of a MOUNTAIN.

     

    This is the North Face of the Eiger.

    eiger%20nordwand.jpg

     

    The words are in German or Swiss, I'm not sure which, but the mountain is in Switzerland. The face is 6000' feet tall. It faces north. Get it? NORTH FACE.

     

    And all your fucking bouldering isn't going to get you anywhere on this fucking beast. Bouldering is lame. Get real.

  2. Go big or go home. You only live once. Are you going to spend that life saying "I should have", only to die before you get a chance? Do it.

     

    I had a friend die last year, suddenly, and tragically, at the age of 32. Did he get to do all the things he wanted to do before he got the axe? No. Did he die doing something he loved? Yes.

     

    And don't be afraid. "Fear is the mind-killer." It will hold you back and you'll be saying "shoulda, coulda, woulda, didn't, can't, won't, don't". Fuck that. Do it, even if you're shitting in your pants. It makes the beer taste better afterwards.

  3. To give an example of a generalization, folks, I shall quote Mr. Doolittle (the generalization has been emboldened to make it easier for you to find):

    "And IF this applies to the whole of Iraq, that means that the citizens don't trust the US troops, or may even see them as the enemy."

     

    Gottcha! smirk.gifgrin.gif

     

     

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  4. Irishman into Bar

    IM: Give me three shots of whiskey.

    BT: Who are the other two for?

    IM: Me brothers back in Ireland.

     

    IM drinks three shots and leaves

     

    Irishman back into Bar

    IM: Give me three shots of whiskey.

    BT: Who are the other two for?

    IM: Me brothers back in Ireland.

     

    IM drinks three shots and leaves

     

    Irishman back into Bar

    IM: Give me two shots of whiskey.

    BT: Why are you only getting two shots?

    IM: They're for me brothers back in Ireland. I'm on the wagon.

  5. And if this applies to the whole of Iraq

     

    which it doesn't.

     

    Thankfully you are basing this on first-hand information, otherwise you might have sounded like a dumbass, making generalizations about things you don't know shit about.

  6. My point is that the Iraqi poeple, at least in this case, were not perceiving the Americans to be on their side. And if this applies to the whole of Iraq, that means that the citizens don't trust the US troops, or may even see them as the enemy.

  7. I heard this story one time in college about a guy getting his pecker nailed to the floor of a house. They set the house on fire and gave him a knife.

  8. And how the fuck did "Alaska" and "British Columbia" end up above "North Cascades" on "CascadeClimbers.com"?? Is it cuz' Alaska is more appealing to BIG CORPORATE SPONSORS????

  9. With pipe, smoking jacket, ascot, and shorts-over-polypro:

     

    "Hurumph! I do say, this is an exquisite example of an examplary website. I notice, as well, a marked absence of the uncouthe proles that have heretofore befouled this fine establishment. Wellington! Cut a cheque for one Jon Knobgobbler to the sum indicated on this scrap of onion skin. Pip Pip Hurrah!"

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