Jimmy received a parrot for xmas. The parrot was full grown with a nasty mouth. Every other word was a cus word. Jimmy tried to change the birds vocabulary ...soft misic , he yelled at the bird and it got worse, he shook the bird and the bird got mad and swore even more.
Finally in a moment of desperation , Jimmy put the parrot in the frezzer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squalking and screaming , than sunddenly, there was quite.
Jimmy think'n he might have killed the bird, he quickly opened the frezzer. The parrot calmly walked out and said " I'm sorry that I have offended you with my language and i ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my language.
Jimmy was astounded and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, " may I ask what the chicken did to offend you?
[ 10-03-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: spew ]