After arriving in county jail (during one of a few visits) this summer, I was treated to the pleasure of having a guard force me to take a piss test.
A few days later the C.O. comes by and with his southern-good-'ol-boy twang asks, "Son, just about how much shit do you smoke in a week?"
"uh... well... umm..."
"Jesus christ boy, your level was over 900. there's so much dope in your system, I could take a blood transfusion from you and be fucked up"
"oh?"
"You must smoke some GOOD shit."
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"The U.S. nonviolent prisoner population is larger than the combined populations of Wyoming and Alaska."
Source: John Irwin, Ph. D., Vincent Schiraldi, and Jason Ziedenberg, America's One Million Nonviolent Prisoners (Washington, DC: Justice Policy Institute, 1999), pg. 4.