Just thought I would clarify something. When I turned and said "She has never been on skis before" I was talking about my friend, not my wife. I'm not the kind of guy that does that crap. My wife practically lives on skis and is much better than either of us are. There are two things to consider though. One, I didn't know about here lack of experience until we were at the trailhead. Still, it's my own damn fault for not asking. We all know what happens when you assume. Second, she never made one single complaint durring the entire trip regardless of her totally antiquated gear. Despite having the state of the art bla bla bla gear, neither wazzumountaineer of I were skiing all that great. We do fine when it comes to walking up hill with skins but both are absolutely pathetic when it comes to sliding down. There was a lot of walking (and spectacular crashes) involved despite our efforts. Regardless, it was still a really fun trip.
Oh yeah, are you going to come get your stove back or not? I am leaving tonight at 6:00 do so some more playing, and watch my wife kick the hell out of me on skis again.