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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards


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Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

 

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk

But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

 

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

 

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store

In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

 

7. This feels so good, it feels so right

I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

 

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class

Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

 

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished

But now I'm fulfilled. .. . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

 

4. Through all the things that came to pass

Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

 

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie

I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

 

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny

So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

 

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister

You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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