Dru Posted December 14, 2001 Posted December 14, 2001 >>MULLET HAIKUS >> >>Shampoo stings my eyes, >>I will never feel that twice: >>slick hair smells like gas. >> >>Oh! Squirrel brother, >>Your tail, my hair. We are one. >>Yet I must eat you. >> >>I liked that foreign >>legion movie so much, I >>grew me one them hats. >> >>Brown edged tank top sticks >>to my white clumpy armpits >>Somehow I get laid. >> >>Flowing down the back >>helps to keep mind closed, hate >>released by short top >> >>My hair is slammin >>like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell >>yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> >>This super cool hair >>and a bucket of chicken: >>What more could I want? >> >>my slick snakeskin boots >>my silk shirt with rooster prints >>always colored jeans >> >>Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't >>win no spelling bees. Who cares? >>They rock the trailer. >> >>Razor set to one. >>Do front and sides and then stop >>Reaffirm my style. >> >>Metallica is >>for first graders. Nothing rocks >>harder than Winger. >> >>Dogs urinate where >>they so choose. And so do I. >>Red and blue lights flash. >> >>Teen runaway, I >>hate my dad. Yet I am one. >>Fly, thunderbird, fly. >> >>Ponytails are for wimps. >>But if you let that hair loose, >>you are my brother. >> >>New white tank top tucks >>neatly into tight black jeans: >>redneck romeo. >> >>Short like your schooling. >>Long like your prison sentence. >>The penal haircut. >> >>Bald on the top and >>long on the back. Behold my >>glorious skullet. >> >> > Quote
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