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>>MULLET HAIKUS

>>

>>Shampoo stings my eyes,

>>I will never feel that twice:

>>slick hair smells like gas.

>>

>>Oh! Squirrel brother,

>>Your tail, my hair. We are one.

>>Yet I must eat you.

>>

>>I liked that foreign

>>legion movie so much, I

>>grew me one them hats.

>>

>>Brown edged tank top sticks

>>to my white clumpy armpits

>>Somehow I get laid.

>>

>>Flowing down the back

>>helps to keep mind closed, hate

>>released by short top

>>

>>My hair is slammin

>>like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell

>>yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

>>

>>This super cool hair

>>and a bucket of chicken:

>>What more could I want?

>>

>>my slick snakeskin boots

>>my silk shirt with rooster prints

>>always colored jeans

>>

>>Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't

>>win no spelling bees. Who cares?

>>They rock the trailer.

>>

>>Razor set to one.

>>Do front and sides and then stop

>>Reaffirm my style.

>>

>>Metallica is

>>for first graders. Nothing rocks

>>harder than Winger.

>>

>>Dogs urinate where

>>they so choose. And so do I.

>>Red and blue lights flash.

>>

>>Teen runaway, I

>>hate my dad. Yet I am one.

>>Fly, thunderbird, fly.

>>

>>Ponytails are for wimps.

>>But if you let that hair loose,

>>you are my brother.

>>

>>New white tank top tucks

>>neatly into tight black jeans:

>>redneck romeo.

>>

>>Short like your schooling.

>>Long like your prison sentence.

>>The penal haircut.

>>

>>Bald on the top and

>>long on the back. Behold my

>>glorious skullet.

>>

>>

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