sobo Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 So if you live in Kennewick and were trying to get to Taco Time or the Teriyaki Grille for lunch, but were stymied by the humungous traffic back-up in that area, and your call to the Tri-City Herald didn't net you any information, what do you do next? Well, you might call the KPD non-emergency line, and they might ask you a whole lot of probing questions about who you are, where you live, and why you want to know and stuff. But if you're pleasant and patient with the dispatcher, he will eventually tell you that another officer will call you back. So when the officer calls you back, and confirms who you are, and you ask him what is up with the huge traffic snarl, he tells you, "We have a report of a bomb in the area." "Oh really? A bomb threat, eh?" "No sir. We have a report of a bomb." "You mean a real bomb? Not a threat of a bomb?" "That's correct sir. We have a bomb." "Can you tell me where it is?" "No sir, I can't tell you that right now." No shit, this just happened when I was out for lunch. So, wow, terrorism has hit the Tri-Cities. Go figure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 It's all over folks. Go back to your homes. Move along. Move along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 that's a shame. nothing to see here. sheesh sobo, i thought it might have been you up to something nefarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 Had it actually been me, you would have heard news reports of people keeling over from inhaling "toxic gases" and the like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 please stop polluting my brain with useless information. kthxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 please stop reading this useless thread. okthnxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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