Chuck Norris, full of grace?

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It has become clear that Chuck has grace, since New Hampshire still exists after not voting for Chuck's presidential pick, Mike Huckabee. Of course, since nobody knows where Chuck was on May 3, 2003, he may well have exacted his revenge in advance by destroying New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain with a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Some have questioned why Chuck Norris supports Huckabee but has not donated anything to his campaign. That's because the only thing Chuck donates is roundhouse kicks, which are not tax-deductible.