Dragon Slayer

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Nick the Dragon Slayer

 

once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with

voluptuous breasts.

 

Nick, the Dragon Slayer, was obsessed with the Queen's breasts, but

knew that the penalty for ever acting on his desire would be death.

 

One day, Nick revealed his secret desire to Horatio, who was the

King's chief Physician. Horatio, the Physician, said that he could arrange

for Nick, the Dragon Slayer, to satisfy his desire, but it would cost

him 1000 gold coins. Without pause, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, readily agreed to the terms.

 

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, made a batch of itching powder

and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being

summoned To the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio, the Physician, informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied

for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick, the Dragon Slayer, would work as the antidote to

cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer. Horatio, the

Physician, then slipped Nick, the Dragon Slayer, the antidote for the itching

powder, which he quickly put into his mouth. For the next four hours, Nick

worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick, the Dragon

Slayer, left not only satisfied, but touted as a hero.

 

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick, the Dragon Slayer, found

Horatio, the Physician, demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick, the Dragon Slayer realized that Horatio, the Physician, could never report this matter to the King, and so with a laugh, he told Horatio to take a hike.

 

The next day, Horatio, the Physician, slipped a massive dose of the

same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately

summoned Nick, the Dragon Slayer.

 

 

The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - Pay your bills!