Best excuse for for leaving work early?

[Seahawks]

I was thinking about leaving early today as its slow and beautiful outside. One person doesn't come back from lunch, car problems and leave becuase grandpa is in hospital, 2 other left for??? and now here I sit only one in my group to answer questions. Next time its 1pm not 3pm.

[archenemy]

I try this one:

It's nice out. See ya.

 

Other people leave in droves after the first one goes. Secretly, they all thank you.

[dberdinka]

I've got 3 days left at this F%#King job and some sort of "Johnny-come-lately" work ethic has possessed me to not only show up today but actually be productive.

 

I'm about to rip my friggin eyeballs out!