Joke of the day

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Terry Bradshaw, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,

God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a

faded Steelers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,

Terry." said God.

 

 

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Bradshaw

felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he

noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion

with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an

enormous SEAHAWKS flag, and in every window a blue Towel.

 

 

Bradshaw looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,

but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL

records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

 

 

God said, "So what's your point Bradshaw?"

"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Terry, that's not Matt's house, it's mine."