catbirdseat Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Driving back to work from lunch break I is stopped at a traffic light opposite a Jaguar dealership. A customer was giving a new car a careful once over to make sure it doesn't have any scratches. He is all bent over walking around, looking very carefully. He's going to drive that car off the lot and next week some moron is going to open his door and ding that nice shiny new finish. He is going to see this tiny ding and it is going to absolutely ruin his whole day. As for me, I drive an old beater. What? Me worry? If you were to ding my door, chances are I wouldn't even notice, let alone get upset about it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Southbound on I-504, a woman driving in the next lane, talking on the cell phone. She holds the phone in her left hand trying to carry on an animated conversation. She's one of those people who can't talk without using her hands, so she takes her remaining hand off the wheel to gesture in the air, then remembers she's driving and grabs at the wheel. The person she's talking to can't see her hands, but I can. It's entertaining, but I decide I better not remain too close. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 Clearly you are better than these two people. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 10, 2005 Author Posted October 10, 2005 In some respects, yes, if not in terms of wealth. Quote
underworld Posted October 10, 2005 Posted October 10, 2005 what would happen if people were required to have their cell phone number written on the back of their car. imagine the chaos! Quote
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