stinkybritches Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 this trucker has been on the road for three months and decides to stop at a whore house. He walks in slaps 500 dollars down on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the uglyist girl shes got and a baloney sandwich. She looks at him confused and says honey for 500 you can have the prettyist girl and a full course meal. the trucker replies Oh no, Im not horney Im just homesick. Quote
stinkybritches Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went fishing. Quote
Stretch75 Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went CLIMBING . Quote
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