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this trucker has been on the road for three months and decides to stop at a whore house.

He walks in slaps 500 dollars down on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the uglyist girl shes got and a baloney sandwich.

She looks at him confused and says honey for 500 you can have the prettyist girl and a full course meal.

the trucker replies

Oh no, Im not horney Im just homesick.

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The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in

very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went fishing.

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The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in

very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went CLIMBING .

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