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I really appreciate the fat bastards who get all excited around this time of year from watching the Tour and decide it's time for the anual ride. They dust off the lycra and bike, and head for the longest two lane bridge or otherwise narrow road (that I happen to own). I got caught behind two guys who rode across the Hood Canal Bridge at 10 MPH this weekend casuing a massive backup.

 

Stay off my roads you slow ass, traffic blocking mofos!

 

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You're right about all of the posers coming out of the woodwork. All of a sudden this week there's double the amount of brightly-colored midlife-crises on the roads. Shouldn't you be doing the STP or something? lol

 

But bikes belong on the road. I'd rather see a biker holding up traffic, than the same fatass in an SUV jawing away into the celly. It's not the bicyclists' fault for taking up the road, it's the city's fault for lack of planning to accomodate non-automotive travel. Put in a frickin bike lane for Christ's sake. The floating bridge has one...

 

Now I don't go looking for busy constricted roads and bridges to ride my bike on... but some bicyclists are just dumb. Just like some drivers are dumb. cantfocus.gif

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