glacier Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Jon Stewart's Commencement Address at William & Mary Kurt Vonnegut's State of the Union Quote
jjd Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 We declared war on terror. We declared war on terror—it’s not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I’m sure we’ll take on that bastard ennui In 1981 I lost my virginity, only to gain it back again on appeal in 1983 The Chinese were so dumb they only used gunpowder for fireworks. And everybody was so dumb back then that nobody in either hemisphere even knew that there was another one. Arabs also invented the numbers we use, including a symbol for nothing, which nobody else had ever had before. You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals. Quote
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