The Shrub Asks For Some Advice

[ScottP]

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He

awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George,

what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

 

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises,

then fades away.

 

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson

moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is

the best thing I could do to help the country?"

 

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from

sight.

 

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see

the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What

is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

 

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the

mists.

 

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure

moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. "Abe, what is

the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.

 

Abe replies, "Go see a play."