mothboy88 Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 So if you had to pick one of the candidates to be your belay partner, who would yo go with? Bush is out for me - I am just not convinced he knows his knots and the adavancing of the rope might be hard. Maybe if Cheney was looking over his shoulder... Even still, communication might prove difficult if he is making up words when he gets "flusterated" or something. Dean - the screaming would adle me. Sharpton - couldn't be trusted to focus if someone with a camera walked by. Kucinich - I would have to see how his vegan stamina holds up first. Edwards - reminds me a little too much of Clinton. Might lose focus if young women were around. I guess that leaves Kerry and Clark. I figure anyone who has succeeded in the military like they have would have a good appreciation the technical aspects of belaying and knows how to look out for his fellow man in case a stressful situation occurred. Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 It might be difficult to get Kerry to wear his brain bucket. He wouldn't want to get Helmet Hair. Quote
cracked Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 Dean's a skier, fwiw. I'm gonna vote for him based on that fact alone. Quote
scott_harpell Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 No way I'd let Bushie belay me. Cokeheads make poor belayers I would imagine. Quote
E-rock Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 It might be difficult to get Kerry to wear his brain bucket. He wouldn't want to get Helmet Hair. Is that what mounties are concerned with in belay partners? Quote
arlen Posted February 8, 2004 Posted February 8, 2004 It might be difficult to get Kerry to wear his brain bucket. He wouldn't want to get Helmet Hair. He's already got a nearly perfect Ecrin Roc hairdo. Why not get the real thing? Quote
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