Equipment Names

[ScottP]

Ron C. Judd, Outdoor Sports columnist for the Seattle Times did a piece on outdoor equipment names last Sunday that was pretty good. It included some of his ideas:

Mountain Hardwear Extreme Suffocator Deluxe Four Season Self-Heating, Nighttime Gas-Retaining Tent

NorthFace/Weber Baste-Me-Or-Cut-Me-Out-Of-This-Fucking-Thing mummy bag

Cascade Designs Spinal Contusion Ultra Lite Imaginary Sleeping Pad

Arctery'x Just-Shoot-Me-Now Multi-Sport Extended Expedition Backpack.

REI Burnt Digits Candle Lantern with the Tent Floor-Be-Gone feature.