"No shit, true story."

[lummox]

that beer-maker dude wrote that line in the subject header.

 

so what is your 'noshittruestory'?

 

 

mine? i talked my way through a sobriety checkpoint one holiday saturday night while drunk and high. there i was stopped under the klieg lights with three cops leaning in on my window. i thought i was gonna spend the rest of the weekend back in jail. nope. i lied right through my teeth and they believed me. drove 15 feet. then stopped and hailed the cops to ask them directions to a parts store in town. it was maybe three miles down the road before my passengers could breathe again. they coulda shit themselves.