lI1|1! Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 so this dog that belongs to the people upstairs starts barking his head off and i go to tell him to shut up and i see this dead possum right on the stupid dogs bed and i'm like GROSS! so i don't want to mess with it, let the stupid dog eat his gross dead animal. but as i'm walking back into my apartment i'm thinking "playing possum" hehe and i go and look and sure enough it's breathing. so i figure i'll spare it the ignomious fate of being malled by a yapping fucking poodle and scooped it up with a bucket. so i guess i'll turn him loose in the woods next to the house but i suppose i could keep him as a pet for a little while. pretty fucking ugly though. any you country boys know if you can teach possums tricks and stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 If it's really a possum you can teach him how to play the banjo. If he won't do it, he's a nutria. Which one do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 25, 2003 Author Share Posted September 25, 2003 too late, i already let him go. he was humming some motown though, maybe it's a muskrat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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