12 Reasons why Bush should be Iraq's nextPresident

[Thinker]

I thought this was humorous, no matter what your political stance is.....

 

my transcription of the NPR audio file found here: web page

(skip up to 1:10 to get to the good stuff right away if you're impatient)

 

A Dozen Good Reasons why President Bush would feel at home as Iraq's next leader:

 

1 lots of guns...lots

2 plenty of oil in need of drilling

3 climate similar to Texas

4 many Iraqi people also speak English with an accent

5 changed name from Mesopotamia to the easier to pronounce Iraq

6 Unmarried daughters have to live at home to stay out of trouble

7 no problem defying international treaties

8 No Alcohol

9 No term limits

10 No annoying campaign finance rules

11 people will love faith base initiatives

12 Capital punishement, and then some

[Sphinx]

And BTW Thinker, I miss your old avatar. It was thoroughly disturbing, yet humorous.

[Thinker]

If you REALLY want to see it again my 'homepage' in my profile is a link to it.

 

edit: or better yet......

Edited April 15, 2003 by Thinker